By a reader
Let’s look at the beliefs of those who keep saying that the Nick Berg Video isn’t a hoax or cover-up about how he really died, or who did it.
According to their version of reality they believe the following;
1) Living human beings don’t struggle or move in the slightest while somebody is busy trying to cut their head off.
2) It’s perfectly normal that when a living human?fs head is cut off that there is hardly any blood at all. No more than two cups worth at most.
3) Cutting a living human?fs head off, it is perfectly normal for the blade to remain almost completely unstained by any blood, and there is never any blood splashed all over the arms and hands of the person doing the cutting.
4) It’s perfectly normal for a living person to show absolutely no facial expression while having their head sawed-off.
5) Unlike other living creatures, living humans always appear completely dead prior to having their head hacked-off.
6) Unlike other living creatures, humans have two kinds of blood circulation – when their limbs are cut-off there are always huge quantities of blood spraying around, but when they heads are cut-off they hardly bleed at all.
7) Unlike other living creatures, when a human suffers severe head trauma or has their head cut-off they never have muscle convulsions or show any other reflex actions in response to the injury.
8) Unlike other living creatures, humans who are being killed can scream and yell without moving their mouth or any other facial muscle, and do this so well that they appear completely dead already. It’s such a problem that to achieve “realism” the screaming and yelling must be dubbed onto recordings instead..and just to make sure of “realism” the screaming and yelling must be dubbed so as to start on all video recordings several long seconds before anything else happens and while everyone is still standing around posing….. but this is completely normal.
9) When trying to hide their identitities, all terrorists wear masks, but just to make sure everyone knows who to credit, the masked terrorists who are trying to hide their identity also sign their name onto any videos that they release. This is the standard operating method of hiding their identity while making sure that everyone knows who the fuck they are. There is no contradiction in this, and it is meant to make things a little easier for the CIA these days as we all know how incompetent they’ve become recently. (Yes, the terror-ists really feel sorry for the CIA’s recent fuck-ups about mistaking British-made artillery-balloon trucks for Mobile Biowarfare Labs, and not being able to find Osama).
10) Many terror-ists are vampires. Yes, it’s hard to believe to the rest of us, but this is a firm belief of the Bushwankers under Prezident Shrub. You see according to their view of the world, these raghead terror-ists include guys like Al Zaqwari who although being previously dead (killed in Fallujah in April 2003 according to the CIA), he has been able to RISE FROM THE GRAVE and regrow a new leg to replace his old prosthetic one just in time to help his old ally Prezident Shrub out of a bit of jam due to some messy torture scandal in Iraq recently. Like other terror-ists, he recently made a video-clip with him wearing a mask to hide his identity while making sure that everyone knew who-fuck-he-is by putting his name on the credits.
11) The US-military-run Abu Graib prison in Baghdad has yellow walls identical to those in the background of the video, but this is just a coincidence. Among the Abu Graib prison scandal pictures, pfc Lyndie England is sitting upon a white plastic chair that is exactly identical to the white plastic chair that Nick Berg is sitting upon in the video, but this is just a coincidence. In Abu Graib prison, as in most other US-military-run prisons, the standard prisoner uniform is an orange jumpsuit identical in appearance to the orange jumpsuit of military appearance worn by Nick Berg in the video, but this is just a coincidence. Although it does seem rather beyond the realms of belief that there could be so many coincidentally identical features in the video that are identical to those of Abu Graib prison,and though perhaps being a trillions-to-one longshot to have so many identical details…well, these things happen quite often you know…
Thank you for your time in reading this, and I hope that it will help to explain the strange delusions of the Bushwanker culture for you.