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Iraq War Ends

July 21, 2009 by tokyoprogressive Leave a Comment

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Iraq War Ends

U.S. Army helicopters begin moving troops and equipment from Saddam Hussein’s former Baghdad palace. (COURTESY ARMY.MIL)

Ex-Secretary Apologizes for W.M.D. Scare

300,000 Troops Never Faced Risk of Instant Obliteration

By Frank Larimore  

Ex-Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice reassured soldiers that the Bush Administration had known well before the invasion that Saddam Hussein lacked weapons of mass destruction.

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Court Indicts Bush on High Treason Charge

By Bart Garzon  

George W. Bush, the 43rd President of the United States, was indicted Monday on charges of high treason.

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Troops to Return Immediately

By Jude Shinbin  

Operation Iraqi Freedom and Operation Enduring Freedom were brought to an unceremonious close today.

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Streets Come Alive as Relief and Exuberance Greet End of Conflicts

By Schuyler Frank  

Thousands take to the streets to celebrate the announced end to the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.

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After the War
  • Last to Die in Battle Remembered, American and Iraqi
  • Torture, Rendition “Not Such Good Ideas After All”
  • War Brides (and Husbands) Find Their Place in a New Iraq

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Nation Sets its Sights on Building a Sane Economy

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President Barack Obama has called for swift passage of his administration’s Safeguards for a New Economy (S.A.N.E.) bill. The omnibus economic package includes a federal maximum wage, mandatory “True Cost Accounting,” a phased withdrawal from complex financial instruments, and other measures intended to improve life for ordinary Americans.

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Congress limits top salaries to fifteen times the minimum wage.

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By Robert Owen 

The Department of Labor is scrambling to propose new standards that will affect every American worker.

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Twenty-three states following the lead of a landmark decision in Ohio.

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Congress Returns Civics to High School Curriculum

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Congressional spokespeople announced a funding appropriation to return the subject of civics to high school curricula nationwide.

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All Public Universities To Be Free

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A bill to eliminate tuition at public universities is making its way through Congress and is expected to pass within days.

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Crumbling Infrastructure Brings Opportunities

By Charles Hochmanks 

Advocates seek to focus investment on proven, sustainable technologies to help move the country away from its dependency on fossil fuels.

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High-Speed Internet Hits Fast Track to Appalachia

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Massive public support pushes the Internet Freedom Preservation Act through both houses of Congress.

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New York Bike Path System Expanded Dramatically

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Ninth Avenue and beyond.

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National Health Insurance Act Passes

The United States National Health Insurance Act is expected to be signed into law shortly.

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Popular Pressure Ushers Recent Progressive Tilt

Grassroots advocacy the source of sweeping legislation, study says.

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The controversial USA PATRIOT Act was repealed by Congress by a vote of 99-1 in the Senate and 520 to 18 in the House.

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Education Department Plans National Tax Base for Schools

Twenty-three states following the lead of a landmark decision in Ohio.

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Big Boxes Appeal Eviction from Low-Income Neighborhoods

Wal-Mart, Costco, Sam’s Club, K-Mart, and Target are challenging the Economic Independence Act which requires “big box” stores to phase out outlets in or near low-income neighborhoods

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    • Big Boxes Appeal Eviction from Low-Income Neighborhoods
    • Harvard Will Shut Business School Doors
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